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November 11, 2006

Newport Beach Hike and Bike Trail Named World’s Most Dangerous Road

Independent sources are confirming that the Newport Beach Hike and Bike trail has been named “The World’s Most Dangerous Road.” This title has in the past been linked to such destinations as Bolivia and Nepal, but this year finds itself right here in Southern California.
When cornered, the judges said the evidence was overwhelming. “People on cell-phones, walking like they drive, baby carriers, dogs off of leashes and those damn birdwatchers,” one judge squawked as he sat with is head hung low. “I’ve never seen anything like it.”
“Just carnage,” another judge repeated over and over.

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  1. Anonymous permalink
    November 11, 2006 9:37 pm

    It really is.

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